Zombie Jamboree by Conrad Eugene Mauge, Jr.

Chorus: Well, now, back to back, belly to belly,
well, I don't give a damn 'cause it doesn't matter
really, back to back Belly to belly at the zombie
jamboree.(Repeat) (Now hear the chorus) (You can
feel that) (Oh, what a good game)(You're all
alone, you know)

Zombie jamboree took place in a New York cemetery
(Where?) Zombie jamboree took place in Long Island
cemetery. Zombies from all parts of the island.
(Where?) Some of them are great calypsonians.
(Some.) Since the season was carnival they got
together in bacchanal. Oh, what ya' doin'?

(Chorus)


One female zombie wouldn't behave. She say she
want me for a slave. In the one hand she's holding
a quart of wine, in the other she's pointing that
she'll be mine. Well, believe me folks, I had to
run. (Why?) A husband of a zombie ain't no fun!
(Don't knock it!) I says, "Oh, no, my turtle
dove, that old bag of bones I cannot love."
Oh, what you doin'?

(Chorus)

Right then and there she raise her feet. "I'm
a-going to catch you now, my sweet. I'm gonna make
you call me 'Sweetie Pie'." I says "Oh,
no, get back, you lie!" "I may be lyin'
but you will see (What?) After you kiss this dead
zombie." (Blah!) Well, I never seen such a
horror in my life. Can you imagine me with a
zombie wife? (Yes!)

(Chorus)

Big RiB