LONESOME TONIGHT C Em Am Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight C C7 F Did you do all your calorie sums G7 Dm7 Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day G7 C When you had all your teeth and your gums Gm C7 Is your hairline receding, are your eyes growing dim D7 G7 Hysterectomy for her, and it's Prostrate for him C Em D7 Does your back give you pain, do your knees predict rain G7 C Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight. Is your blood pressure up, your cholesterol down Are you eating your low fat cuisine All that oat bran and fruit, and Muesli to boot Keeps you like a well oiled machine. If it's football, or rugby he sure knows the score Yes, he knows where it's at, but forgets what it's for So, your gall bladder's gone, and his gout lingers on Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight When you're hungry, he's not. When your cold then he's hot Then you start that old thermostat war. When you turn out the light, he goes left, you go right Then you get his great symphonic snore He was once so romantic and witty and cute How'd he turn out to be such a cranky old coot So don't take any bets, this is as good as it gets Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight. Is this the one you want?
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