Unka Dave! Pepsi Cola had an advertisement back in the 50's which stated "Pepsi Cola hits the spot..." I can't remember the last rhyme because everyone I knew would answer the first line with "...especially when you're on the pot!" Oh what clever little minds! Another was "Ah ha! Sani-flush! Cleans your teeth without a brush!" Sani-flush was, of course, a toilet bowl cleaner but I can't remember if that was the product which was being lampooned. Georgian Ag, Good night! Sleep tight! Don't let the bedbugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe Then charge them all a dollar fifty-two! As for flatulence euphemisms could be an entirely new thread. A few: Cut the cheese Squeezed the cheese Toot Break wind The above noted "Stepped on a frog" Let one Your burp went out the backdoor
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