This one learnt from my mother who came from the north east of England Not last night but the night before Three tom cats cane knocking at my door One had a poker the other had a drum the other had a pancake tied to his bum Went down staires to let them in they knocked me down with a rolling pin Rolling pin was made of cotten knocked me down and spanked my bottem Sounds abit silly now but as children we use to laugh as it was considered rude then I dont think I have ever put it in the written word before so it might not scan well
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