We used to do clapping games when we were kids, this is one of the first ones I remember - it was in 1967 that I learned it and I remember thinking that we couldn't play it after the next year!

Oh the girls in France
do the underpanty dance
and the dance they do
is enough to kill a shrew
when the shrew is dead
they put flowers in its head
when the flowers dry
there are diamonds in the sky
when the diamonds fall
they throw up a glass ball
when the glass ball breaks
it is 1968!