Dear Greg,
Mary Christmas and I were just out for a stroll last night with the North Polar Bear and Claws the Christmas Kitten, when down flew one of my Christmas Robins to tell me that it was time to send you something very special. Last night I went into the toy workshop and found the Very Special thing I had put to one side for you and took it back to the house. Mary Christmas and I wrapped it up and North Polar Bear helped with packing it in the box. Claws played with the sellotape and got herself into a right pickle, I can tell you. She's a bit bald in places now where we had to pull the sellotape off her but she will soon be all right. Just so she doesn't get cold on her bald bits, Mary Christmas is knitting her a Christmas jumper to keep her warm. The Christmas Robins have taken your present and it is winging it's way to you. I hope you like it. We chose it especially for you.
Have a very Merry Christmas
Love
Not So Secret Santa