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GUEST,john_brunt Christmas Parodies I (179* d) Lyr Add: THE SCOUSE ROBBING DAYS OF CHRISTMAS 19 Dec 08


THE SCOUSE ROBBING DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of christmas my true love robbed for me
a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the second day of christmas my true love robbed for me
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the third day of christmas my true love robbed for me
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the fourth day of christmas my true love robbed for me
four prada shirts
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the fifth day of christmas my true love robbed for me
five burberry hats
four prada shirts
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the sixth day of christmas my true love robbed for me
six pairs o' trainees
five burberry hats
four prada shirts
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the seventh day of christmas my true love robbed for me
seven burgerburger kings
six pairs o' trainees
five burberry hats
four prada shirts
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the eighth day of christmas my true love robbed for me
eight petrol stations
seven burgerburger kings
six pairs o' trainees
five burberry hats
four prada shirts
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the ninth day of christmas my true love robbed for me
nine ladies handbags
eight petrol stations
seven burgerburger kings
six pairs o' trainees
five burberry hats
four prada shirts
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the tenth day of christmas my true love robbed for me
ten gucci watches
nine ladies handbags
eight petrol stations
seven burgerburger kings
six pairs o' trainees
five burberry hats
four prada shirts
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the eleventh day of christmas my true love robbed for me
eleven sovereign rings
ten gucci watches
nine ladies handbags
eight petrol stations
seven burgerburger kings
six pairs o' trainees
five burberry hats
four prada shirts
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri

On the twelvth day of christmas my true love robbed for me
twelve o a p's
eleven sovereign rings
ten gucci watches
nine ladies handbags
eight petrol stations
seven burgerburger kings
six pairs o' trainees
five burberry hats
four prada shirts
three shell suits
two tee vees
and a hub cap of a ca-pri


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