The moon shone on the village pump, it also shone on Nell
And did she want her lover near? did she fucking hell

A stoker chanced to pass that way, he was a stoker on a lugger
he wasn't fit to shovel shit (the dirty rotten fucker)

He took her to a little room (it really wasn't lawful)
When he took his trousers down the smell was something awful

As she lay upon the bed a-sobbin', and a-sighin'
He said "lay still you little c*** I can't get my knob in"

At last he got it in then wriggled it about
Then he started cussing cause he couldn't get it out

Now she's sending letters and lots of loving parcels
"will he come home on leave? will he fcking ars**oles