Well,
Once again I owe everyone a debt of thanks and I'm sorry I wasn't here to get the original thread in November so as not to repeat the conversation. I did access that thread as suggested by Joe Offer and the post was indeed the lyrics I was looking for. Huzzah!
Thanks to everyone for the added background as well. I will look up the Hard Cheese thingy on the dbase.
And for the record(though really appropo to the previous thread), I'm just back from a North of England stint and found the food to be extremely tasty.
Marc B