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GUEST,machree01 BS: 1st joke thread of 2009! (233* d) RE: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009! 04 Jan 09


An absent minded man went to see the psychiatrist.
"How long has this being going on?" asked the psychiatrist.
"How long has what being going on?" the man replied the man.
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A man with a bad inferiority complex went to see the doctor.
"Doctor, please help me. Nobody ever notices me."
The Doctor said, "Next patient, please.
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A small boy swallowed a £5 note. His mother rang the doctor in a panic. "What'll i do doctor? "Oh," said the doctor, "give him these pills and give me a ring in two days time if there's no change."
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