An absent minded man went to see the psychiatrist. "How long has this being going on?" asked the psychiatrist. "How long has what being going on?" the man replied the man. ----------------------------------------------------------- A man with a bad inferiority complex went to see the doctor. "Doctor, please help me. Nobody ever notices me." The Doctor said, "Next patient, please. ----------------------------------------------------------- A small boy swallowed a £5 note. His mother rang the doctor in a panic. "What'll i do doctor? "Oh," said the doctor, "give him these pills and give me a ring in two days time if there's no change." -----------------------------------------------------------
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