Poppa D asked:
"Now, traditional Jewish practice is to require men to cover, not uncover, their heads in the sanctuary. I have no idea what the rule might be for women. Anybody? Anybody?"

I don't play with that team any more, but memory tells me that women also keep their heads covered, with hats or scarves, whereas 'girls' (not my definition or word') go bare-headed. Ultra-orthodox women wear wigs - usually sculpted and quite ostentatious looking hair pieces - and maybe a lid on top of that. I've done my best to forget all that, so excuse imprecision.

And Lizzie Cornish, our words to the national anthem? Lots, such as :
"God save our pussy cats
Feed them on bacon scraps
God save our cats...."

Ahaha, I detect a serious case of thread drift......