Afore I tell you this I must `ave `it the wrong Key.
Anyway I `ad this Indian bloke in my cab the other day, fevvers an` all. `E told me `is mum called him "District Nurse" `cos that was the first thing she saw after `e was born.
Anyway `e said, "Could you take me to the BBC Studio `cos they want to record some traditional Indian music, `specially the Rain Dance songs".
I said, " Yeah, no problem, Broadcasting `ouse, `ere we come. What`s this music like then when its not at `ome?
`e leapt around in the back of the cab to the tune of a very `aunting melody. I didn`t understand a word if it but it pissed down!!

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