An old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered in her ear "Give us a kiss, luv!" "No!", replied the nurse "Oh go on!", said the man "No!", replied the nurse again "Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick peck on the cheek?" "For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be w@nking you off!" ...well, some might agree that would be more positively recuperative than an unsolicited prayer.. though whether it would be a more serious breach of professional conduct ???
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