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GUEST,NHS Patient BS: Nurse Suspended for praying ???? (661* d) RE: BS: Nurse Suspended for praying ???? 06 Feb 09


An old man was in hospital.
Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him
and whispered in her ear
"Give us a kiss, luv!"

"No!", replied the nurse

"Oh go on!", said the man

"No!", replied the nurse again

"Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick peck on the cheek?"

"For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be w@nking you off!"


...well, some might agree that would be more positively recuperative than an unsolicited prayer..
though whether it would be a more serious breach of professional conduct ???


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