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GUEST,AR BS: eBay items - real or not? (50) RE: BS: eBay items - real or not? 12 Mar 09


A British man fed up with his wife's complaints advertised her for sale

"Nagging Wife. No Tax, No MOT. Very high maintenance -- some rust," says Gary Bates.

Bates, a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, southwest England, snapped after his wife Donna on got on his nerves while she was watching television and decided to place the ad as a joke.

"She was nagging me for doing something small, while she was watching some rubbish on TV. So I just thought I'd put an ad in to get rid of her.

"I didn't think anyone would ring up but I've had at least nine or 10 people calling about her. It's gone mad. There was no one I knew -- just people asking, 'Is she still available?'"

The couple only married last year, and Bates said his 40-year-old wife -- whom he advertised in the magazine's Free to Collect section, along with some of his fishing tackle -- initially gave him "a bit of an ear-bashing."


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