Refreshing this (side) thread because I really would like to get those words to "I met her in Valparaiso". It's not just an inspired spoof, but kind of an ongoing folksong conversation, stretching from Niles to whoever it was who built on Zeke's song (where of course the destination of "Valparaiso" is pure pretext; my unknown lyricist takes it as a real, painfully achieved goal. . .)   Doesn't anyone know it?