From an early food parody:

(To the tune of "Oh, What a Beatiful Morning")

There's a bright golden glaze on the eggroll
There's a bright golden glaze on the eggroll
The hot egg foo yung really pleases the tongue
The tea's in the pot and the waiter's named Chung

Oh what a glorious dinner
Oh what great moo goo gai pan
We're having twenty-eight courses
Thanks to the family plan

They give it to the Sound of Music:

Dough- means cash for all of us
'Ray- for musicals like this
Me- a star, so big that by
Far- it really couln't miss
So- insipid is the plot
La-did-da although we know
Te-di-ous it is a lot
It will bring us back much Dough, dough, dough, dough......