Hi Greg - For a real turn-on, why not try Morris Dancing? All that leaping about will certainly keep your vital juices flowing, as well as generating a healthy thirst for your beverage of choice. And in the pub session which usually follows a dance spot you can play Maple Leaf Rag, or Les Flammes d'Enfer, or anything else you fancy - to wild acclamation, no doubt. "Laisse les bon temps rouler"

Wassail!