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Ground Round parody updated

When you eat meat but hate the meat that you've eaten then you've surely got Gound Round
It's so unnerving when they're constantly serving in an eating spot   Ground Round
   It may be called a chopped steak, salisbury or beef patty
    No matter what it's called it's always overcooked and fatty
                What can you do?
    Sound off at your table there and proudly pound on the table
                   Stand up on your chair and shout...

             Ground Round! Why did I have to eat
                Ground Round! Piled on my plate I see
                  Ground Round! Why did I have to eat
                        Ground Round....Ground Round.....
When you eat meat and puke the meat that you've eaten
    then you've surely got
       ECOLI!
   It's so unnerving when the burger they're serving is a little pink
       ECOLI!
    You'll break into a sweat with diarhea kidneys failing
       They'll rush you to emergency and then you'll start your wailing
          What can you do?
       Sound off on your gurney there and loudly pound on the doctor
          stand up on a chair and shout
       Ground Round!   Why did I have to eat
       Ground Round!   Ecoli in the meat
          Ground Round!   Why did I have to eat
             Ground Round!    Ground Round!