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GUEST,Allan S.	Lyr Req: fathers grave (39)	Lyr Add: FATHER'S GRAVE (from Tom Paley)	29 Jul 00
I heard it from Tom Paley as follows back in 1955 They are shifting father's grave to build a sewer. They are shifting it regardless of expense. They are shifting his remains To lay down shit-house drains Just to please some nearby residence. But father in his life was ne'er a quitter. I'm sure he will not be a quitter now. But he'll dress up in a sheet And haunt that shit-house seat And only let them shit when he'll allow. Now, won't there be some pangs of constipation? And won't those shit-bound bastards curse and rave? But they'll get what they deserve, For they had the bloody nerve To bugger up a British workman's grave. HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 20-Aug-02.

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