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curmudgeon BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town (176* d) RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town 16 Jul 09


Thursday, July 16, 2009

From the Rochester (NH) Times

Monday, June 29

1:06 a.m. -- Yelling on Willow Brook Drive wakes a slumbering citizen. Drink is at the bottom of it.
11:01 a.m. -- A Portland Street landlord, cleaning out after a tenant, discovers his place has gone to pot. Literally.
12:10 p.m. -- On King Street a gentleman makes quite a splash by urinating out of a third-story window.
2:34 p.m. -- A Cornerstone Court landlord would like the removal of an ex-tenant, who is described as "very irate.
4:01 p.m. -- An East Rochester man reports that his ex-wife, her boyfriend, and her sister have broken into his house, smashed windows, destroyed contents and made off with several items awarded to him in the divorce settlement. In a twist of the blade, they continually drive by in a green SUV also awarded to him.

Tuesday, June 30
12:04 a.m. -- On Knight Street at Cumberland Farms, a man with tattooed neck and arms, steals a sandwich.
8:17 p.m. -- After a disturbance on Chestnut Street, a man is taken into protective custody for alcoholism.
8:29 p.m. -- In Gonic, a bar patron parks his truck on someone's property and reportedly threatens to beat up the property owner when asked to move. The victim calls back later to cancel the call, explaining that he had not realized the parker was a family member.

Wednesday, July 1
12:32 a.m. -- Police encounter three juveniles near the radio station on Rochester Hill. One mother says she has been drinking and cannot pick her son up, but adds she is fine with him being out as he is with a cousin, seeking a bike.
2:14 a.m. -- Malcolm Dwight Young, 24, of 17 Glenwood Ave., 7, is charged with driving after suspension and disobeying an officer, after a traffic stop on Pine Street.
10:38 a.m. -- A Salmon Falls Road resident is spitting in a neighbor's driveway again.
12:41 p.m. -- A man with a hat and a long beard sits on a North Main Street porch that is not his, sipping on a beer. He has gone, pushing a cart, when police check the area.
4:08 p.m. -- On Punch Brook Way, a son with a knife, hits his mother with a shoe, instead.

Thursday, July 2
12:53 a.m. -- A cruiser driving Lowell at night, has passed a bike without a light; a U-turn's made to catch the blade, but he has vanished out of sight.
1:00 a.m. -- There's yelling and swearing in Union Street parking lot... it is just the bars emptying.
2:32 a.m. -- A group of knaves mill on Knight Street.
2:36 a.m. -- Two vehicles pause on Eastern Avenue to let occupants yell and scream at each other.
7:06 p.m. -- Police are called to Lafayette Street to deal with an unwanted person who "won't shut up, won't go to sleep and won't leave." Mr. Unpopular chooses Option 3.
7:37 p.m. -- Two men stagger down Summer Street. A passing car gets punched. One gent is not supposed to be drinking and is taken to the county jail.
8:51 p.m. -- A woman reports that her husband has taken all the vehicles and the car seats. She is referred to her divorce attorney.
11:10 p.m. -- Half a dozen teens are creating a din in Linscott Apartments' parking lot. Several people have yelled out of the windows to keep quiet, but the racket continues.

Friday, July 3
1:54 a.m. -- On Glen Street, yelling and screaming is officially deemed to be verbal.
8:58 a.m. -- An English sheepdog is rounding the S curves on Salmon Falls Road.
9:26 a.m. -- At the station a man has paperwork from the sheriff saying he can remove his things within 28 days, but the property owner has locked him out.
11:15 p.m. -- A number of calls come in from Kim Lane reporting a slam... and another slam... and another slam. It may be fireworks.
11:20 p.m. -- Dirt bikes with no lights speed up and down Chestnut Street.


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