(Remaining verses)
Repeat chorus

One day me father's kinfolk, They came to visit me,
Just as me mother's relatives were sitting down to tea.
We tried to smooth things over, but they began to fight
And me being rather neutral, I bashed everyone in sight.
Me parent's never could agree upon me kind of school
Me learning was all done at home, No wonder I'm a fool.
Now they've both passed on, God bless them
But they've left me caught between
The awful color problem of the orange and the green.
Repeat chorus.