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curmudgeon BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town (176* d) RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town 03 Aug 09


It was a quiet week in Rochester NH...

Wednesday, July 8

8:52 a.m. — The Department of Health & Human Services has a "loud and disruptive" client.
10:23 a.m. — A no trespass order is issued to a loud and disruptive patron at the library.
12:28 p.m. — The dark void of Chaos looms closer and closer — there's a rumpus in front of the station ...
12:28 p.m. — ... while at Adrien Circle a window's shot out, bringing old folks both grief and vexation.
2:52 p.m. — In a case of road rage and then some, a motorist reports someone followed him to the Washington Shell station, and smashed his windshield, before driving back onto the turnpike.
8:56 p.m. — Fireworks woosh and splutter on Lowell Street.
10:11 p.m. — Fireworks on Congress Street are complemented by yelling and screaming.
10:33 p.m. — On Heaton Street, a man and a woman push each other, as police log friends do when they have a disagreement.


Thursday, July 9

7:34 a.m. — On Twombley Street a driver is approached by a lady in a gray hoodie and asked for money. She is no nun.
1:30 p.m. — The intermittent sounds of screaming and fighting waft along Ledgeview Drive.
2:18 p.m. — There is a screaming encore on Ledgeview Drive
9:04 p.m. — A red go-cart has been zooming around Kodiak Court for awhile.
9:26 p.m. — A man with a white bandanna over his face takes off with a 12-pack of Bud from Cumby's on Milton Road.
9:58 p.m. — Jacob D. King, 26, of 12 Maple St. is charged with unauthorized use of a propelled vehicle.

Friday, July 10

4:35 p.m. — The go-cart is baaack at Kodiak Court.
6:05 p.m. — A Portland Street resident says pictures are being vibrated off her wall by a neighbor's loud music.
9:22 p.m. — Fireworks pop on Soapstone Lane.
9:45 p.m. — A damned inferno of a party penetrates half a mile of woods to annoy folks on Salmon Falls Road. Police warn the revelers.

Saturday, July 11
9:48 a.m. — In the Walmart parking lot, on the food side, there is a report of a pooch that is "possibly in distress" in a car. Police make contact with the owner and find it is not a hotdog.
10:59 a.m. — A Franklin Street woman reports an ex has taken her tools from her car. Fifteen minutes later he brings them back.
11:31 a.m. — At the station, a man reports that a neighbor may "possibly be threatening his life." Police provide an escort, suspicion dissolves, and the neighbors become friends.
5:40 p.m. — Blinded by road rage, someone follows a Ten Rod Road resident home, and hurls names at the man in his driveway.
8:43 p.m. — Music is pounding from a house on Winter Street. Even the dispatcher can hear it.
9:38 p.m. — There is a brouhaha on Chestnut Street involving 20 people, which features yelling and an older man bleeding from the head. Police warn all parties involved.


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