The Goul's Tale
Thars a eech en me tail, ouchy owchy eechy. Pleez pleez whone somune skratch eht fer me? Iz a har liff beune a goool, boot ay... arder beune a foool (an doon I no eh). I were bore en a kross fyre hurkane, und da moon und da mud und da howlin' rayn. Boo eh alree nu, uh uh uh, en fac es a naushious. Yumpin' Yahova es a splash, splash, splash!!