Hmmm, posted a bunch of stuff earlier today, but must have punched the wrong key at the end.

Outside outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend indeed
Inside inside of a dog, it's much too dark, too dark to read.

A baby sardine saw his first submarine and was scared to look through the peephole
"Come, come come" said the sardine's Mum. "It's only a tin full of people.

To the tune of "God Save the King"
The King he had a date, he stayed out very late, he was a King
The Queen she paced the floor, she paced 'til half past four, she meet him at the door
God Save the King.

I grabbed a tulip, a big yellow tulip and you grabbed a big red rose
My house was burning, the green house was burning, and there was no time for clothes
Nest day the jurry condemned us with fury for being so exposed.
I said "judge quit your stalling, the ptals are falling from his tulip and my red rose.

Slithery Dee came out of the sea, he caught all the others, but he won't catch me.
Stupit old Slithery Dee. He caught all the others, but he won't catch . . . SLURP

I could go on, but . .