Well, of course those irresponsible Americans are out there gathering up and torturing people in their insane wars, but not us. No, when we hear about even the possibility of this kind of thing, we do everything we can, because we are pure of heart, peaceful, and have everyone's best interests at heart.

So a senior Canadian intelligence diplomat reveals that we essentially picked up hundreds of Afghans at random, handed them over to be tortured, and were warned about it at the most senior levels many, many times, and did nothing. For some strange, mysterious reason, our government immediately accuses this diplomat (who will be looking for work shortly, one can be assured of that) of being unreliable. Meanwhile, elsewhere across the country, the general in charge is selling his book, and the Prime Minister is selling nuclear reactors to the Indians, who betrayed Canada in the first place and broke the Non-Proliferation Treaty, which we are now ignoring, and negotiating with the Chinese who he was once foolish enough to complain to about the fact that they are murdering Tibetans.

Ah Canada.   

yours,

Peter T.