My dad sang a version of this to us, also. He didn't have the "I'm up here in the nut house" verse...but we will add it for the grandkids......
I was born one night in the early morn when the whistles rang boom boom
I boiled a steak and I drank a cake When the mudpies were in bloom.
If six and six is nine and ice comes from a mine
Then old Black Joe is an Eskimo and pork is pork-i-pine.
If a dog and a cow can bark meow and a goldfish likes to sing
I saw a frog climb up a log and he fell and broke his wing.