Well, first of all I am thankful- sniff- fir all of my many Mudville buddies and buddiesses...

And I am thankful that I have figured out how to use this here pudder in in the house that I am stayin' in even though my son-in-law showed me 3 times how to turn the sumabich on...

And I am thankful fir the P-Vine who puts up with me...

I am thankful for the ever trusty Wes Ginny Slide Rule that has worked hard and is very close to crackin' the womenz code... I can't wait for that...

Oh yeah... I am thankful for Ms. Sarah who has really entertained us this past year and am lookin' forward to her nudie shoot in Playboy...

Ahhhh, I am thankful for cannibus which is proof that God exists... I mean, ya'll think Satan could have come up with this stuff... (Yo, Boberdz, why do they call it the "Evil Weed"???) Nevermind that one, fir now...

And how about electricty and indoor plumbing and modern medicine??? Ya'll ever think that we'd just take that stuff for granted??? I mean, thems is some fne things to be thankful fir...

Well, that's about it so ya'll...

...have yerselfs a thankful day...

Bobert