I `ad that M.P. in my cab the other day, that one that looks like `itler going to a fancy dress party in mufti. `e `ad this dirty great pile of papers under `is arm.
`e said, "Morgen, Jim. `ouses of Parliament as quick as you like. I`ve got to introduce this private members bill on `eritage".
I said, "What, you getting involved with all this knocking down bridges and pubs and whatnot?"
`e said, "My bill will knock all that into touch. I`m proposing the law that all buildings and art shall self-destruct after 35 years!!".

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