Anyone know a good song to sing to a hypocrite?

To sing it on my own would be cathartic. To sing in their presence would be even better.

I naturally won't go into details but let's simply say it involved being shat on by a friend. I hasten to add that it no way involves any website squabble from the past or present, just something from nasty old Real Life.

Yes, I do realise that there are more straightforward problem-resolution approaches, and non-confrontational methods. But right now, I need a bit of distraction (the thought of them squirming.....unlikely, I know, but an amusing thought).

Dylan's "Positively 4th Street" comes the closest. Any others?

Norman