LH, if you were an honourable man, you would have acknowledged the significant contribution your brother Shane has made in your life. Shane has assisted you in maintaining your untenable grip in a number of ways, including bonding discussions in the early hours, keeping you company when he's out of jail, and by providing you with many opportunities to fund his recovery.

Why, LH, without Shane, I think you would think you were the only loser in your family.

It's not too late to make a second public statement, acknowledging your indebtedness to Shane.

And i think Eric margolis is a heap of cowshanky.

Please consider

Cheryl (Shane one true love).