Amos, maybe you can explain how it is that I am sitting in a coffee shop in Chicago typing on my laptop as I write these very words, and sitting across from me with his Amaretto-flavored house coffee is Chongo Chimp, just as alive as you or me.

You can't explain it, can you? You can't explain it because you are a liar. You're just a shameless shill working undercover for the Obama administration, and you've been dogging Chongo's heels with your ridiculous false charges, innuendo, and outright lies for years now. You even went so far as to dig up some chimpanzee slut from Mexico City and get her to pose as Chongo's long-lost sister "Chinga"! That word means "fuck" in Spanish, you know. You disgust me. If I were in your presence, I would have a hard time restraining myself from slapping your smug face, you creep.

If you persist in spreading more disinformation about Chongo, we are going to take legal action against you, mister. Enough is enough. I have contacts here in Chicago who know how to deal with a jerk like you and we have plenty of evidence. We have enough to sue you for everything you've got. You won't have a pair of socks left to put on when we're through with you.

As for the rest of the specist garbage on this thread, it isn't even worth commenting on.

For the record: Chongo did not go to Aghanistan. He is totally opposed to that illegal war of aggression and occupation, whether it's being fought under the auspices of either George Bush OR Barack Obama. Chongo is not dead, he's alive and well in America, fighting for the rights of all humans and primates to live in a country at peace, not at war with half the Muslim world and propping up corrupt dictators who are hated by their own people in the other half. You are going to see us at the polls in 2012, and you are going to see real change, not Obama's false promises of change!