I'm coming very late to this ridiculous thread and can scarcely justify the time I've spent reading it. I want to point out, however, that I recall madlizziecornish signing herself in Somewhere Else as "Elsie" (alongside an unfeasibly lengthy string of other pseudonyms). I outed MLC in the very next post for which she congratulated me (no need, it wasn't hard).

She appears to be attempting to smear me with her nasty little pretendy made-up anecdote but it's just another lie. Nothing new there then. Except that her increasingly crazed posts surely do betray symptoms of psychological projection - that and Enid Blytonist plagiarism. Scary indeed.

She does not know me (thank god) yet tries to make out that we are 'old friends' and have some sort of "connection". We do not. Apparently I have the distinction of challenging her very first post on the BBC forum (just some sycophantic fangirl bilge about that poor, unsuspecting dishevelled duo). And so from then to am embarrassed Phil Beer being compelled to come here (when he should have been in the studio) pleading with her to cease and desist. That was a year ago. Wouldn't someone with a smidgeon of self-awareness have shut the fuck up and slunk away then? Yet no, here she is still ranting on every subject about which she knows not a thing. What sort of moron does that? Care in the community candidates need compulsory muzzling.