Rockefeller campaign song, sung to the Marines Hymn (Halls of Montezuma) From the vaults of Chase Manhattan Bank To his zillion shares of stocks We will work for Rockefeller, boys Cause he's richer than Fort Knox True, he makes a lousy candidate But we never should forget, He's the only one that has the cash To pay off the U.S. debt! Agnew song, sung to Notre Dame fight song Cheer, cheer, for Spiro today He will unite the whole USA Polacks, guineas, japs and greeks, Impudent snobs and left-wing freaks Though the slums be great or be small When you've seen one slum, you've seen them all, When he loses, he can star in All In The Family! Wallace campaign song: dang, having trouble with this one, the last line was "He'll keep the White House white!"
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