For a man wearing a gaudy necktie : "Who died and left you that?". I'll kick you so hard up the arse, you'll chew leather for a week. Pretentious people : All fur coats and no knickers. Stupid person :Thick as a piss-stone (US : - urinal) and twice as wet. Fidget : running round like a fart in a colander - can't decide which hole to come out of. Unlucky : I would dive into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb. Pretentious person : thinks his arsehole is a perfume factory. Stupid person : has a head like the bottom of a baby's pram - full of piss, rust and biscuit crumbs. Ugly : face like a bulldog licking piss off a wire brush. Stupid person : were you born a pillock, or did you practice ? Go away : shit bricks, build a wall and hide behind it. Dialogue : I would call you a c**t, but C**ts are useful. Diseased ones aren't ! What for you kick my dog, and call him fuck off ? his name is Rover ! About as much use as a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest. Neither use nor fucking ornament.
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