You know, I have seen many versions of Miss Susie had a Steamboat, but I have never, on any website, seen the way I used to do it. It's pretty much all the same, but the ending is different. It went like this: Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a horn Toot! Toot! Miss Susie went to heaven, the steamboat went to Hello operator, give me number 9, and if you disconnect me I'll chop of your behind the 'fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Susie fell upon it and broke her little Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up thier flies Are in the meadow, the bees are in their hives, Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K Dark! Dark! Dark! Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea Darker than the black boy that just kissed me, YUCK! (wipe face) Haha, I've never seen anybody post that ending before, so I just thought I'd share it.
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