I heard another version of this on a tape in the early 80s. I think it was done by Andrew Dice Clay, but I'm not sure. It differed only in a few places from the standard Pisspot Pete posted above. THE BALLAD OF SHITHOUSE LIL AND LONESOME PETE Fill yer glasses and take yer seat I'll tell you the story of Shithouse Lil and Lonesome Pete Now Shithouse Lil was the village queen The fuckin'est whore you ever seen There was a legend goin' 'round that town Wasn't a man alive who could put Lil's ass down But up in the Yukon where Twin Rivers meet Lived a one-balled halfbreed named Lonesome Pete One mornin' the wind gave him a whiff of Lil So he rolled up his dick an' came on down the hill ... pretty much the same for a while .... The actual contest went like this: Well they fucked an' they fucked an' they fucked for hours Uprooting trees, shrubs, an' flowers They knocked over houses as they rolled around Killed 10 horses and tore up the ground Lil tried front flips, backflips, stunts An' tricks unknown to most common cunts But Pete hung on through every feat An' kept rammin' in more of that red hot meat Then Lil gave Pete a whorehouse squeeze That knocked the halfbreed to his knees But Pete came back with a Yukon grunt That popped out her eyes and split her cunt Lil rolled over, cut a fart, and sighed "Boys, I been fucked", cut 2 more, and died When they asked the halfbreed of his amazing feat He said, "I'm goin' back to the Yukon an' beat my meat!"
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