There's a childrens artist named "Dan the Music Man" that has a song with the following lyrics. Maybe this one? Kazoo My fur is nice, my eyes are green, I look for mice on Halloween, I'm not a hat, I'm not a bat, I'm a little kitty ... cat! It's fun to chew, it tastes so good, it's better new, it sticks to wood, It's not a plum, it's not a thumb, it's a piece of bubble ... gum! (chorus) So, Toddle-ooh, Merci beaucoup, I'll meet you all in Timbuktu, My Kangaroo is coming too, and meet you at the rendezvous/so listen to my new Kazoo It's made of snow, it's made of ice, to an Eskimo it's very nice, It's not a shoe, or a skidoo, I live inside a big Ig-... loo! You can eat me once a year, I'm a treat then I disappear, It's not a shake or a corn flake, I'm your special birthday ... cake! (chorus) You have to wear it everyday, you shouldn't share it anyway, It's not a bear, it's not a chair, it's a pair of under ... wear!
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