1. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die. 2. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside 'er. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.... 4. There was an old lady who swallowed a bird. How absurd to swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the mouse.... 5. There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, to swallow a cat! She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.... 6. There was an old lady who swallowed a dog. What a hog to swallow a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.... 7. There was an old lady who swallowed a pig. She danced a jig when she swallowed the pig. She swallowed the pig to catch the dog.... 8. There was an old lady who swallowed a duck. What bad luck to swallow a duck! She swallowed the duck to catch the pig.... 9. There was an old lady who swallowed a goat. She opened her throat to swallow the goat. She swallowed the goat to catch the duck.... 10. There was an old lady who swallowed a cow. I don't know how she swallowed the cow. But she swallowed the cow to catch the goat.... 11. (Last verse) There was an old lady who swallowed a horse. She DIED, of course!
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