No, you're right, guest. I have only seen two, and one of them only had one arm and he was on the telly.

I was lying about Sam. And that chap who plays with Ron Sexsmith (who everyone thinks is my brother because he's my double, only he is) and can drum and play the cello at the same time is rubbish too. So's that Pete Flood who just hits things with sticks. That's not music. That's just hitting things in time to the music. Rubbish.

I was foolishly thinking they were good because they were really entertaining and fun and had a really good feel and drive that made your pulse race and your heart sing, but you're right.

In fact music IS rubbish, now I come to think about it.

And food, too.