Ah! Blitherscrum. How many know that the smokeworks grounds are the only British breeding place of the beardy wazzock according to Bill Oddie, and he should know being a well known 'twitcher'. Mind you, there's a lot of twitching goes on in Blitherscrum, usually in dark and damp places frequented by cuckoos for some reason. As for the place being shit, what better accolade could be given to the town containing the only 30 acre open cesspit in these fair isles. Makes you proud to be British. By the way, Mr Oddie describes the song of the beardy wazzock as being no great shakes and somewhat akin to a foghorn with adenoids. "As I was a wazzocking one morning in May..........."
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