Perfect tune, GeorgianSilver!

Nigel - great advice!

Matthew - did they have 'pot in Jolly Olde? VERY funny: "Three times the number called he..."

Amos - Jeannette and Nelson would be proud!


Here's my humble submission - late, as always...

Trapper


CHIZZILLIN'
Tune: WILLIN' - by Lowell George (Little Feat)
New Words: Trapper (Al Boyce) 10/27/2010


I've been punked by my dad, flunked by my teach
Dumped by my girlfriend - so she's out of reach
But I'm still ... chizzillin.
Rollin' with my brah late last night
Pressin' the digits of my homie so tight
Leto -- Bozeman Leto!


CHORUS:
I've texted Lester and Leopolda
Letitia and Lemuel
Twittered every doper kid in Helena's tenth grade
Surfed out to Facebook, but I never got 'made
So if you got weed, I'd be fine
I'll give you two dimes
Yes, I'd be chizzillin'


He told us to meet him at the drug store
Who knew mom's baby daddy would be there to score
some ointment... (you don't wanna know!)
My phone starts to blow up, but it wasn't Leto
It was the HEAT, Sheriff LEO - the FUZZ!
(SPOKEN: Damn sticky "T" key!)

(to CHORUS)


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