Wow - TWO Song Challenges in a row about weird stuff that happens in Helena! First kids trying to buying dope from the Law (FIT 7), and now women battering ferocious animals with garden vegetables.... Helena sounds like a good place to be FROM...

For rhyming sake, I changed the breed of her dog.

- Al


BLACK BEAR CORNERED
Tune: House at Pooh Corner (Kenny Loggins)
New Words: Trapper (Al Boyce)

My dogs had to pee, so I did agree
To let them out in the back yard
Much to my despair, they surprised a black bear
As they ran back, they growled and barked hard
But the bear grabbed the oldest dog the of the three
And I've got to fight back, so to set my dog free!


CHORUS:
So, help me if you can I've got to get
back to the house to pick up my shotgun
To save my dog, put that bear on the run
Hit him square between the eyes...
Crap! No gun, I must improvise
I guess this ten pound zucchnni squash must do...


My cockapoo didn't know what to do
Got a big black bear up in his face
I screamed "I'll be damned!" as he slashed at my gam -
Grabbed the squash 'cause my gun was misplaced
What could I do to end this affair, but
Bounce a big squash off the nose of a bear!

[TO CHORUS]