"Failure? What failure?" Ah, but you see, instead of ridiculously desiring a decent quality of life which suits your personal priorities, you should be aspiring to own a much larger house (preferably a kinda faux mansion thing with "look at me, I'm a very important person" electric gates) with a new 'designer' kitchen and bathroom every three years and you really aught to stop going to those common DIY folk festivals with hippies when you aught to be having power lunches with suits in the city instead. Come to Essex RB, that'll learn you to sharpen up your sloppy attitudes!
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