The wedding was a living Hell
but now, thank God, it's over.
The bride was not resolved that well,
we almost had to shove her.

The bride, she was, um, challenging,
indulging in excesses,
but now she wears the golden ring
and must clean up the messes.

Some juicy details I could add
for taunting vers'fication,
but then, I am a loyal dad,
resisting the temptation ...

(as opposed to myself: I must now send out a hand-typed note of apology. Of course I don't compete for the Golden Wedding Bell or whatever.)