Georgian - KFC or McDonald's, what's a franchise name between friends!! Very clever! Matthew - you should produce your song and air it as a music video on MTV as a public service announcement for the kids these days! I loved the rhyming disclaimer too! Sorry, I couldn't think of a kiddie tune to parody - but here's my entry. McDonald's must have hired the most lame law firm in the entire country of Brazil! Below is a court transcript of how the defense attorney SHOULD HAVE handled it - it's a simple case of mathematics! (I took slight liberties with the city where the McDonald's franchise was located.) - Al GRILL FROM IPANEMA Tune: Girl From Ipanema - Antonio Carlos Jobim/Norman Gimbel New Lyrics: Trapper (Al Boyce) May I approach the bench, your honor I have a few statistics to show you And when I show you, I know you'll surely go... ahhhh! When my client hired the plaintiff He was so tall and young and slender When he passed his counter the girls in front would go... ahhh! CHORUS: Oh, they watched him grow, so sadly How could they tell him to walk more? Yes, he'd eat McDonald's gladly He tasted the way he was trained, and One quarter ounce a day gained In the twelve years he had worked there If my mathematics you'll follow The plaintiff claims he gained sixty-five pounds Sixty-five divided by 12 years Is annually just a bit more than five pounds Or daily, just about one quarter ounce CHORUS Consulting any manual of weight loss Shows ca-lor-ies of 3500 Burns off very close to one pound of fat The plaintiff only had a quarter ounce Of extra fat per day he had to lose A thirteen minute walk would take care of that CHORUS So Judge Filho I would ask you to Drop this suit against McDonalds and Tell this overweight loser to go take a hike! In the city of Ipanema There's roads and trails and hills and beaches Surely some exercise the plaintiff would like! CHORUS
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