Way back in Aine's Song Challenge! 31 I vowed that the next time a "stuck in the toilet" challenge came up, I would use Eddie Brown as the basis for a parody - I finally get my chance!


LYAKSANDRO VOLK
Original: Eddie Brown - author unknown
New Words: Trapper (Al Boyce)

CHORUS:
Lyaksandro Fadeyushka Kosyantyn Volodymyr
Marko Yuriy Boyko Volk
Fell into the toilet, Fell into the toilet
Fell into the deep, dark loo!


Lyak' Volk, coming home from work
Cashed his check
Then dropped it in the toilet murk and...

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Plunged his arm in the flushing swirl
Reached right down
Made him nearly want to hurl but...

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Thru the pipes his hryvnia's made their way
So his arm
He plunged into the fetid spray and...

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Around his cash he clutched and made a fist
Tried to pull
But now the toilet did resist that...

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To the loo plumbers then were called
Cut the pipes
But Lyak' still remained en-stalled, cuz...

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Then Chernigov-ian firefighters came
Jaws of life
Mean something else in the Ukraine, where...

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To this day Lyaksandro sits
In the john
Upto his shoulder, mired in sh** CAUSE....

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