Way back in Aine's Song Challenge! 31 I vowed that the next time a "stuck in the toilet" challenge came up, I would use Eddie Brown as the basis for a parody - I finally get my chance! LYAKSANDRO VOLK Original: Eddie Brown - author unknown New Words: Trapper (Al Boyce) CHORUS: Lyaksandro Fadeyushka Kosyantyn Volodymyr Marko Yuriy Boyko Volk Fell into the toilet, Fell into the toilet Fell into the deep, dark loo! Lyak' Volk, coming home from work Cashed his check Then dropped it in the toilet murk and... to CHORUS Plunged his arm in the flushing swirl Reached right down Made him nearly want to hurl but... to CHORUS Thru the pipes his hryvnia's made their way So his arm He plunged into the fetid spray and... to CHORUS Around his cash he clutched and made a fist Tried to pull But now the toilet did resist that... to CHORUS To the loo plumbers then were called Cut the pipes But Lyak' still remained en-stalled, cuz... to CHORUS Then Chernigov-ian firefighters came Jaws of life Mean something else in the Ukraine, where... to CHORUS To this day Lyaksandro sits In the john Upto his shoulder, mired in sh** CAUSE.... to CHORUS
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