To Mr. Snickerdoodle McSchnoodlestein

Dear Sir,

I recently referred to Governor Walker of Wisconsin as an S.O.B.

Knowing that you are the genuine son of a B and a pedigreed B, I wish to appologize.

It is true that you chew shoes, eat underwear, chase cats, mangle poultry and, occasionally, urinate on the floor. But you are still a much better individual than governor Walker.

So, please accept my appologies for attempting to insult him with a term that describes you. The next time I think of calling someone an S.O.B., I will call him a Wisconsin Republican instead.

If you should bite Governor Walker, or any of the Wisconsin State Legislature, or the Kochs brothers, or any of the staff of Fox News, I will be happy to swear that you were out behind my sister's house dismembering a guinea fowl when the incident occurred.

Though I would advise against it. There's a strong possiblility of food poisoning.

                                  Jean