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Wilfried Schaum BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011 (194* d) RE: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011 12 Mar 11

Late in the morning this man came back from a binge.
When recovering from his hangover he opens his eyes and looks at a card on his bedside table: "Darling, I love you!"
In the lavatory the mirror is decorated by a big red heart inlipstick and rhe words: "Darling, I love you!"
In the kitchen on the table is prepared an excellent breakfast with some flowers and another card with the words: "Darling, I love you!"

Enter his daughter. Asked what had happened the night she told him:
"Well, you didn't find the keyhole so mom opened the door for you. You fell flash bang face down to the floor and couldn't move. When she tried to help you up you babbled: Young lady, hands off from me! I'm happily married fo more than 25 years!"


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