The Thin Line (Between Genius & Insanity) Let me put nettles in your knickers, love And drawing pins in your shoes Then with every step you take It'll drive away your blues. Let me put red-hot pennies down your back, love Barbed wire round your suspenders Then with every move you make You'll know I'm warm and tender Let me put frogs in your bra-cups, love And poison-ivy in your tights Then you'll see just how much I need you To do up my strait-jacket at night! Here in the UK 'Suspenders' are what keeps a lady's stockings up! The bit between the top of the stockings and the lady's pants is called 'The Giggling Strip' because if you get past that, you're laughing!
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