I wrote this when I was in high school.

Tune "I Don't Know How To Love Him" from "Jesus Christ Superstar"


I didn't know how to love him.
"Til I read "The Sensuous Woman"
It's not implicit.
It's quite explicit.
With ways to improve relationships, both marital and illicit.
Yes and illicit, quite so illicit, very illicit.
How to bring him down,
make him sing and shout.
How to talk of love let your feelings out.
Get yourself a can of whipped cream
and let it all hang out, yes let it all hang out.
So, if you find you're spending
Too many sad and lonely evenings.
Then check out J.
Yes good old J.
Yes shout hooray for good old J. She really saved the day!
Hooray for J. She saved the day.

(J. was the name used by the author of "The Sensuous Woman".